Clik here to view.
Three Billboards You’ll Never See
by Tommy Gimler Turns out Albert Pujols is not a huge fan of the Angels’ marketing campaign this spring. 20 billboards across Southern California show a picture of Pujols along with the phrase “El...
View ArticleDUD MLB Preview: Cleveland Indians
by Tommy Gimler Shelley Duncan in left. Lonnie Chisenhall at third. Jason Kipnis at second. A rock legend behind the plate. In the words of the longshoremen in Major League, “Who are these fuckin’...
View ArticleTribe Fans Are A “Slap In The Face”
by Tommy Gimler To paraphrase the great Harry Doyle, “In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, and are leading the...
View ArticlePuking Chris Perez
by Tommy Gimler Usually after a closer saves a game for his team, he and his catcher high five each other with maybe a little pat on the ass or two, and the entire team jogs onto the field to...
View ArticleWho Are The Worst Fans In Major League Baseball?
by Tommy Gimler I ran into a Dodgers “fan” at the local liquor store this afternoon who surprisingly spoke English and was actually paying for his unusual order of Keystone Light and two cups of...
View ArticleTake The Gun Out Of Your Mouth, Cleveland, Because The Indians Are Going To...
by Tommy Gimler Holy Christ. Being a sports fan in Cleveland these days is a lot like dating a bipolar broad. Yesterday, we touched on the Cleveland Browns front office assuring their fans of another...
View ArticleDUD MLB Preview: Cleveland Indians
by Tommy Gimler The Tribe won their final ten games last year, and they needed every single one of them to make their first trip to the postseason since 2007. A return trip in 2014 isn’t out of the...
View ArticleAn Umpire Took A Line Drive To His Nards Yesterday
by Tommy Gimler Try telling umpire Brad Myers that spring training doesn’t mean anything, and he’ll probably rip your fucking nuts off. Now, on the surface that might seem like a slight overreaction,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Cleveland’s Lonnie Chisenhall Had One Hell Of A Night
by Tommy Gimler Lonnie Chisenhall, who you might recognize from the phrase, “Who in the fuck is Lonnie Chisenhall?” had a monster game tonight, going 5-for-5 with 3 home runs and 9 RBI as the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Once Again, Cleveland Indians Fans Are Fucking Pathetic This Year
by Tommy Gimler I love the Tribe. In fact, I love watching them so much that I went to Progressive Field to watch them get curb stomped by the Oakland Athletics on a Friday night in May when the game...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Cleveland Indians Got Dicked Last Night By A Ball That Was Thrown Onto...
by Tommy Gimler Let’s be honest. If you were still watching the Indians and Reds game last night instead of tuning into Mike Trout battle Clayton Kershaw in Los Angeles, then you’re either a liar or a...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Cleveland Indians Are Hotter Than Kate Upton Scissoring Charlotte...
by Tommy Gimler That’s pretty hot. In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the Indians have managed to win 10 games in row and have told the rest of the AL Central to...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Three Things To Do As A Browns Fan Other Than Kill Yourself
by Tommy Gimler If you’re in Cleveland and rooting for the Browns – and only the Browns – may God have mercy on your soul. Let’s be honest: The Cleveland Browns are a heaping pile of pig shit. Still,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
MLB Win Totals Are Out And Some Of These Things Are Juicy, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern If you think baseball games are long, try sitting through six-hour cricket match in Howrah without taking piss, bro. Check it out, bro. Thugs in Vegas have released MLB win totals...
View ArticleClik here to view.
5 Bold Predictions For MLB’s Second Half
by Tommy Gimler Let’s start with this: Houston’s George Springer will have the best season ever for a stutterer. You should also expect to see a few of these take place over the next 11 weeks: 5....
View ArticleClik here to view.
Worst Division In Baseball Is This AL Central, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern Look more Detroit to have more murders than baseball wins this summer, bro. Check it out, bro. It’s no cricket, but this silly game of American baseball is pretty goddamn...
View Article
